Artist Promises Miracle and Shrimp Too at At Secret Of Life…Revealed, Again... Closing Ceremony.
Those wishing to experience a miracle from God firsthand should head-up to at 1410 Gratiot Ave on Sat. May 10th where artist, Jerry Vilepromises
to deliver said miracle. He further stated there are only two outcomes
for the event, either the miracle will occur or he will die.
Vile who
recently had a near death experience, claims to have received visions
from God that he was ready to perform a miracle in front of a crowd of
spectators to convince atheists and agnostics that there is a
hereinafter. The miracle involves his Secret Of Life pope sculpture
being suspended magically high in the air and then being slowly
transported into the heavens, until it disappears from view. The artist
is so convinced he will be standing under the stature which would
certainly crush him to death if the miracle does not happen.
You might be wondering what makes Vile so
special that God chose him to convince all mankind of his existence ,
the Artist confesses, "I don't know why God chose me, other than winning
two awards in the Metro Times reader's poll, I am really not that
special. It is important that everyone realize this is not my miracle,
it is God's miracle. The fact that he chose me and my Secret Of Life
sculpture above anyone else on the planet is irrelevant."
What
if the the miracle does not occur, will the artist really risk injury
or his life? "I will be standing under the Pope statute when it will be
released. If I am wrong, I will probably die or get really hurt. But I
am convinced this is the real deal. I can understand people might think
this is a lie, a delusion or some kind of publicity stunt. If it fails
and I die it would be the worst publicity stunt ever."
In addition to the life changing miracle, there will also be the world debut of a new video by Vile and Colin Duerr as well as swanky shrimp cocktail.
