The Return of MONEYPENNY

MCB's longtime contributor MoneyPenny was recently involved in a rock em sock em crash em up derby car accident that has put her on the back burner so to speak but she is returning in full flavor and should be 200% in no time flat...

But as the old man once said...

"I'm not dead yet!"

So here's a few bits and pieces from Miss MoneyPenny

as I dodge the glue factory one more time...

Picked up Spinnerette on Tuesday and it's fucking insane good.

Dance in the car, sing out loud and don't care who notices good.

Brody works with proven geniuses and has the brass to pull it off. Just in time for summer, she has gifted us with several new anthems to drive angry to. Ghetto Love is the hit, Sex Bomb is my personal favorite. If this don't make your booty move: you suck. Brody: if that's really your ass on the back cover, then hat's off to you, lady.

Whenever these guys hit town I want to love their faces off.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/33318098@N04/3661896912/
http://www.spinnerettemusic.com/

I'm still struggling a bit after my mashup on Crooks road.

Dear Drivers Everywhere:

HANG UP THE FUCKING PHONE AND PAY ATTENTION!

My neck is slowly healing, but I am dying to be myself again before I have an identity crisis. I'm feeling rather old. I caught myself pseudo-dancing to the spazz jazz that they play on the Weather Channel during "your local on the 8's" recently.

It is time to check myself, as I am currently wrecking myself.

As I cannot do much more than sit, I take pictures from wherever I rest.

Oddly, even though I'm not very mobile;

life is just as intersting if I look hard enough.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/33318098@N04/sets/72157620548592276/

It was great to get out last Friday at the Showtime 20th party. I took a few pictures of MCB folks, but in my pill induced haze I really only took a few shots. Great people at that place though, I see Brett Michaels is the new fashion guru of the masses.

I saw more guyliner w/ cowboy hats than I ever did in the 80's.

It was a good crowd and good times.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/33318098@N04/sets/72157620434532245/

As if losing Farrah and Ed wasn't enough, MJ went and stole their thunder like a MF. Wings gave up the cup, Kate plus 9 is over, Iran can't use Twitter, and Korea maybe wants to blow us off the map. Not to make light of any of these subjects, but I think we all need some cheering up.

Here is a brand new unrelease MP3

from a new band called The Lost Fingers

Download Link: Billie Jean – Michael Jackson (The Lost Fingers Cover)

More on The Lost Fingers coming soon…

Since pot is still illegal,

what's better than panties for a pick-me-up?

I have a friend in Switzerland that makes super-sexay panties.

He is called the "Pantichrist"

and will deliver us from boring.

I was the very first US customer, and I am happy to say that his work is fantastic. Each pair has his original pop-art hand -applied, so no two pairs are exactly alike. Strangely, for such fancy pants, they are still relatively affordable. Every girl needs to fire her lame-o cotton florals for a sassy new pair of these.

Get you some, and tell 'em MCB's MoneyPenny sent cha.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/33318098@N04/3662631937/in/set-72157620572872040/ http://www.myspace.com/panti_christ
http://pantichrist.com/

Just using what's left of the old noggin to come up with ideas.

You know, gotta fill my brainspace with something.

The helljob is mind-numbing.

Wishing you all a fantastic weekend!

Cheers,
Moneypenny

"MONEYPENNY IS DETROIT"
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