Visit Detroit Comics this Saturday noon
for a few snorts of whiskey and a copy of Rune
Shop for the coolest in comix and toys
For all on your list who were good gals and boys
You may notice a character from the corner of your eye
Clutching his Jameson down off to his side
His name is Metalliclaus - A grumpy ol' fella
Chicks sit on his lap then spout "That aint no jella!"
Get your mugshot taken with the meanest of jacks
If your blonde built and buxom he'll stare at your rack
After the photo you donate 5 dollars
then step off to pay before somebody hollers
and reach for your wallet but its not there - HEY!
and you notice out the window
A grinning Metalliclaus jetting away on his sleigh
! METALLICLAUS !
Saturday, December 18th
Get your picture taken with Detroit's Bad Santa
for $5 and proceeds to benefit Children's Hospital of Michigan Foundation.
Kids table with crafts and fun!
METALLICLAUS IS COMING! HAVE YOU BEEN GOOD?
Our goal is to provide a cool, clean store with friendly and knowledgeable service. If you are tired of crappy and cluttered stores, we are the store for you. If you are tired of pretentious proprietors who could care less that you are in their store, we are the store for you. Whether you are old, young, female, geeky, or never have read a comic in your life, we hope you will stop in and see what we are all about.