TONIGHT: Be a human being and, uh, scooters!

I just stole this flyer from our sister site, Eat This City (hi, fellas!), because it's a totally worthy thing that I hadn't heard about until about 20 minutes ago. You can see what JRC had to say about it, or you can just show up. Sometimes I'm just sick of being a member of this species, genuinely.

It's also worth mentioning that the Rovers Scooter Club will be kicking off their annual rally at the Majestic Complex, so if cheap music, cheap beer or being a goddamned human being aren't enough motivation, come to see several dozen really sweet (and terrifyingly tiny) classic scooters looking sweet, tiny and terrifying on Woodward.