FREE TICKETS: Tesco Fest featuring Meatmen, Negative Approach + More! Saturday, August 18 at The Magic Stick
A public service announcement from Tesco Vee:
1 NIGHT / 2 STAGES OF PUNK ROCK FURY!!!
Tesco Vee..the very name strikes fear in the cockles of god-fearing farts all over the world! After a 32 year career spent in the trenches of the Punk Rock Undergound, The Dutch Hercules hath proclaimed that the time is nigh to host a GODDAMN HARDCORE PUNK FEST that befits his name...Seriously butt hurt and smarting at being snubbed by every major fest this side of the Rio Grande, Vee has decided to ven- ture off on his own, hand-assembling some of his angriest old school chums to reek havoc on the Motor City Aug 18, in THE FIRST ANNUAL TESCO FEST at the Magic Stick.
Get a load of this line up!!!!!
THE MEATMEN /NEGATIVE APPROACH ANTISEEN / GANG GREEN IRON CROSS / HELLMOUTH AGAINST THE GRAIN / BILL BONDSMAN / GOLDEN TORSO
Thats right Klingons, Uncle Tesco ain’t fuckin around!!! He remembers a time when punk was about vitriol, volatility and vulvas!!
Your Masters of Ceremonies will be Tesco Vee along with special guest, Squared Circle Revue’s ringside announcer, “The Voice of Reason,” Mark Pants!
If you miss this nite you will miss a slice of Punk Rock History... This will be the show of the summer in Detroit...no the Midwest...no the WHOLE GODDAMNED COUNTRY! SO DONT MISS IT! WEENBAGS!!!
EMAIL us at email@example.com for your chance at free tickets to TESCO FEST!!
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